Friday, May 14, 2010

My thrilling status updates for the week

  • is offline. #
  • Doesn't understand why anyone would affiliate with group B. Stop hanging around these losers! http://tinyurl.com/2atjaes #
  • Fun little read in a coffee table book sort of way: http://tinyurl.com/28tuhz8 #
  • wants to marry photojournalism: http://tinyurl.com/45weuf #
  • wishes he had $1400 in "pocket money" to further support this hobby: http://tinyurl.com/27z9pjx #
  • It is always better to light a candle than to curse the dark. #
  • Like Apple, Nintendo can be really dumb at times: http://tinyurl.com/24fljxj #
  • had a nerdgasm last night after a local funk guitarist unexpectedly starting playing Luke Skywalker's theme. Thanks, Fat Apollo. #
  • I have eaten at many fine French, Italian, and Asian restaurants, but when it comes to chicken, nothing beats the succulence of fried. #
  • The essence of old marketing is deception, not clarity. The essence of new marketing is embracing your strengths, and only those strengths. #
  • Working yourself to death is really people, checking your dumb phone 24×7 very much included: http://tinyurl.com/27t3s74 #
  • likes this commercial: http://tinyurl.com/2co732u #
  • As they say in The South, "Y'all be good." #
  • This album should be required listening for everyone: http://tinyurl.com/26r67vy #
Friday, May 7, 2010

My thrilling status updates for the week

  • likes how D-Ron cocked that dunk like Le-Bron. Go Jazz! #
  • 's stomach is grateful for his wife's deliciously ambitious home cooking. #
  • How to Train Your Dragon > Avatar. Seriously. #
  • thinks his friend is a BFD for debt financing a million dollar company. Attaboy, Tim! #
  • Despite what organizers say, World Cups are bad economoic investments: http://tinyurl.com/27y375n #
  • Forever in blue jeans. #
  • Awesome defense of the free press, The Appalling Reaction to the Apple iPhone Leak: http://tinyurl.com/29p8suq #
  • is vying to become president of Del Boca Vista phase III. #
  • Best new reggae I've heard in a long time. Awesome. http://tinyurl.com/2fbfatu #
  • is going to see Evil Empire play Evil Empire Jr. at Fenway this October! (Dream come true) Thanks, David! #
  • Good little sappy movie. http://tinyurl.com/24oo7c7 I love dogs. #
  • This guy is a winner in every sense of the word: http://tinyurl.com/27lvkp6 #
  • Diplomacy has failed. #
  • Let's see how connected my Facebook friends really are: Can any of you handsome people get me on the Salt Lake Country Club golf course? #
  • Great article—Mexico is the most popular soccer team in America: http://tinyurl.com/25hgq3b #
  • Tripping and realizing no one saw you. AWESOME! http://1000awesomethings.com/ #
  • Had to breathe deeply while viewing this sobering images: http://tinyurl.com/23sjdhu #
Friday, April 30, 2010

My thrilling status updates for the week

  • likes how Italians call cars "machines." Sounds so primitive and powerful. "I don't drive a car, I drive a machine!" #
  • Conflict of interest much, sportsracers? http://tinyurl.com/2ezb892 #
  • Can we end this debate already? The answer is obviously Pelé. http://tinyurl.com/247rx7h #
  • found a runner's high somewhere on the Provo River Trail this morning. Recreational drugs got nothing on that. Nothing! #
  • Ugh. http://tinyurl.com/23kd3rs #
  • hasn't used his heels as landing pads while running for over a year now and it's awesome. #
  • Money, the ultimate indicator of sports popularity. http://tinyurl.com/25o8pxx #
  • cannot believe that 70% of you still buy music on discs! What are you guys thinking? Amazon.com/mp3 is tops! http://tinyurl.com/3xst93o #
  • missed the boat this morning. Bummer. #
  • is going to see Deadmau5 and Girl Talk this summer. Bring your dancin' shoes! #
  • The story behind US Soccer's sash stripe revival: http://tinyurl.com/253h2r8 #
  • In your wildest dreams you cannot imagine the marvelous surprises that await you. #
Friday, April 23, 2010

My thrilling status updates for the week

  • Too much estrogen in this house. #
  • Blimpie > Subway #
  • So shines a good deed in a weary world. #
  • Wishes Bush and Obama would have followed Clinton's lead in balancing the budget, after watching this visual aide: http://tinyurl.com/dbr83d #
  • needs to mow the lawn. Anyone want to trade? #
  • So much time, and so little to do! #
  • New Kevin Butler ad is so wrong it's right: http://tinyurl.com/2cfvrtc #
  • thinks Georgia is the original gangster of the South. #
  • Watch this base runner dive over the catcher for an awesome run: http://tinyurl.com/25yv2cb #
  • Smart business (and philanthropy) model: http://tinyurl.com/2wyghj9 #
  • is writing a story on things science has so far failed to explain. Any nominations? #
  • Bloglines epic fail. Maybe it's time I convert to Google Reader. http://tinyurl.com/34mz548 #
  • wants to play this course this summer: http://tinyurl.com/2u2sm75 #
  • hopes the weather clears in time to see the Cougs beat the Utes in baseball for a second consecutive night. #
  • is considering whether to buy this font or not. Looks good, no? http://tinyurl.com/334uab3 #
  • Silly Interneters. This information will come back to bite you. I promise. http://tinyurl.com/29ekfme #
  • Doesn't buy this crap: http://tinyurl.com/247jqw6 – Don't blame a single moment for your failure. Blame your lack of effort elsewhere. #
Friday, April 16, 2010

My thrilling status updates for the week

  • likes how Xbox downloads can be managed from a computer. #
  • This song is crazy good. Same guy that cameoed on Keane: http://tinyurl.com/ylsjme2 #
  • Yea, I think these guys pretty much have the market cornered for stadium architecture http://bit.ly/ac0O6X #
  • This version is better than the original: http://tinyurl.com/yah9y8t #
  • is reliving his childhood today with Rancid records. #
  • Honesty is the best policy. #
  • is a thousandaire. That's right. You heard me. #
  • Most apacalyptic-looking meteor shower ever last night. Crazy! http://tinyurl.com/y2kmyna #
  • All other things equal, why do people require different amounts of sleep? #
  • wishes he could sluff work today to join Lindsey and the girls on their picnic. #
Friday, April 9, 2010

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Friday, February 12, 2010

My thrilling status updates for the week

  • He has many great ones, but my favorite Beck album remains 2002’s Sea Change. Strait up lovely. #
  • just chased his lunch with a delicious Shirley Temple. Doesn’t get any better than that. #
  • The iPad does little to enable creativity—it’s a closed-circuit digital consumption machine. Zing! #
  • is just a squirrel trying to get a nut. #
  • He was a diplomat’s son. It was ‘81. #
  • prefers black and white photos because they highlight the subject matter better than color ones. #
  • is gonna get bit by a dog in this godless part of town, I swear. Swarmed by 5 today. Danger averted, but they didn’t like me. Bad dogs! #
  • is artistic. #
Friday, February 5, 2010

My thrilling status updates for the week

  • sat next to a man at church yesterday that was openly doodling in a sketchbook. Like Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre, and Star Wars drawings. #
  • works to live (never the other way around). #
  • is grateful for his mechanic Paul, coming through and fixing his power windows for a mere $174. Dealership wanted something like $2800. #
  • A company that cannot satisfy consumer needs in the market or that requires government funds to remain competitive should not be in business #
  • Phoenix's 1901 is your song of the day. Again. Pretty much has been for a straight year. #
  • would rather be on a boat. #
  • wants to start playing live music with in ear monitors: http://www.audiologyonline.com/articles/pf_article_detail.asp?article_id=2115 #