Smooth Harold, The Blog of Blake Snow » seinfeld http://www.smoothharold.com Husband, father, writer, and proprietor. Fri, 10 Sep 2010 23:24:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 First Microsoft, Seinfeld commercial is unfunny and ineffective http://www.smoothharold.com/first-microsoft-seinfeld-commercial-is-unfunny-and-ineffective/ http://www.smoothharold.com/first-microsoft-seinfeld-commercial-is-unfunny-and-ineffective/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:21:05 +0000 Blake http://www.smoothharold.com/first-microsoft-seinfeld-commercial-is-unfunny-and-ineffective/ Click here to view the embedded video.

Behold, this is what Redmond is using to combat the effective and clever “I’m a Mac” ads. It’s bland, forgettable, and awkward — outside of the Spanish subtitles and quick shower scene.

I really like Seinfeld, and I’m a Windows XP user, but this is more Bee Movie and Office Paperclip style than anything else. Too bad.

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]]> http://www.smoothharold.com/my-two-and-%c2%bd-year-old-is-a-close-stander/feed/ 2 30 funniest Jerry Seinfeld quotes http://www.smoothharold.com/30-funniest-jerry-seinfeld-quotes/ http://www.smoothharold.com/30-funniest-jerry-seinfeld-quotes/#comments Sun, 18 Mar 2007 23:08:00 +0000 Blake http://www.smoothharold.com/wp/?p=595 Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever and one of the best comedians of our time, if not the best. With that, 2 Spare has compiled what they dub the 30 funniest Seinfeld quotes. Here are a few of my favs from their list:
  • You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.”
  • Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
  • People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
  • I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! Open the door! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”
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