Friday, August 20, 2010

There are better ways of spending your time…

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… than watching this. Usually (I make exceptions for high-profile sporting events and the occasional Netflix stream.)

Point is, DVR lowers your standards. You wouldn’t watch half that crap (and by “crap,” I mean poorly produced, written, and acted shows when compared to movies) if it were live. So why subject yourself to lesser entertainment? I’m sure some people use DVR as it was designed: to make it easier to watch the shows you used to watch live. But the majority of DVR users actually abuse the technology, and end up watching more television (i.e. settling) than they normally would.

In that sense, DVR is not better living through technology. It’s clouding our judgment. It’s reducing our ability to think critically.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Best punch dance scene ever

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Strike two: So long 3D movies

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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out (for a second time).

Monday, June 14, 2010

My most-wanted movie of 2010

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With exception to the crazy-looking air guitar scene, this looks pretty sheen. But I’m a geek with a soft spot for ’80s movies.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Goonies descend on Oregon town to celebrate movie’s 25th anniversary

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It’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket. Or is it?

Friday, October 16, 2009

If Gentlemen Broncos doesn’t win Oscar for “Best Use of Family Crest,” I’ll be TO’d

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UPDATE: The movie is horrible. Still a funny crest though. ORIGINAL POST: I have no idea if this movie will be any good, but that spotlighted crest is just awesome. Gentlemen Broncos, the spiritual successor to Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre, arrives in theaters Oct. 30.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Here’s my latest “movies to see” list

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  1. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984)
  2. Bubble Boy (2001)
  3. Gojira (1954)
  4. Three O’Clock High (1987)
  5. Brannigan (1975)
  6. The Ringer (2005)
  7. End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones (2004)
  8. Real Life (1979)
  9. Time After Time (1979)
  10. The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep (2007)
Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Best kissing scene ever

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Lindsey and I watched Some Kind of Wonderful last night. Having not seen it since the mid ’90s, I had forgotten how funny, well-cast, and totally awesome it is. While there are numerous memorable scenes, this one, entitled “Kissing Lesson,” takes the cake for its effective use of music, humor, and one-liners (”Lesson’s over; you’re cool”). If only more movies were so well done.

Friday, December 12, 2008

The greatest motivational movie montage ever made

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[Thanks, Elise]

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

MSNBC: Top 5 least embarrassing game-based movies

Later this month, 20th Century Fox will release “Max Payne,” the most recent video game to get a Hollywood makeover. But if history is any indication, the movie will be a critical stinker, as have been the majority of cringe-inducing, game-related feature films.

That’s not to say there haven’t been any good ones (or at least a handful of bearable ones). And from time to time, there have even been some great ones, particularly those that use video games as a backdrop, as opposed to driving the central story. And these are the best – the ones that will leave you minimally embarrassed or even impressed.

Continue reading at MSNBC…