WARNING: In case you get any ideas, my neighborhood is under an enforced watch program, which means we “immediately report all suspicious activities” to the proper authorities.
So yeah—I dare you to charge this impenetrable fortress of protection.
Smooth Harold is the official blog of Blake Snow, a freelance writer and media consultant living the good life with a wife and kids. Among other things, he is writing a book on finding offline balance in an increasingly online world. He can be reached by email.
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Over the years, I've benefited both personally and professionally from kind and intelligent individuals over lunch. Yes, good people still exist. So if you're ever in the greater Salt Lake area (all are welcome) and want to grab a friendly bite, don't hesitate to ask.