Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Father"

This, my friends, is just too weird not to post. From the Associated Press: “Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine.”

Rock ‘N Roll snorted my soul ™.

3 Comments

  • David says...

    He’s probably not the only person to do this, just the first to publicly admit it. Addicts can convince themselves of weird, faux-soulful things.

  • RussellPage says...

    he tells fibs to the media all the time, and I think this is another one of those fibs. He also told them he had his blood changed in order to help him come clean with heroine.

  • Leezy Lindsey says...

    He made a statement saying that he was just kidding. Funny joke.

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