Thursday, August 14, 2008

I don’t ever want to manscape

austin powers manscaping

Confession: I hope I never require manscaping. And by manscaping I mean below the neck body hair in general, not below the belt (get your head out of the gutter!).

But yeah, as I near 30 years of age, I’ve spotted some undesirably scragglies on my back. And I can’t even grow a beard. It’s coming, I fear.

So gentlemen, do you manscape? I know you metro sexual gym rats do — what with your baby smooth arms and legs. Ladies, do you encourage it?

In any case, I want no part of it.

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3 Comments

  • David says...
    August 14th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Yeah, man, back hair is just the tip of the iceberg.

  • J-Rock Tha Robot (Josh Rhine) says...
    August 14th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Nope! No need to my friend. Not only can i grow LESS facial hair than most 8th graders, I also have about as much body hair as a 10 year old Asian girl.

    (See China’s Olympic Women’s Gymnastic Team)
    Ohhhh, Snap - what a topical reference!

  • Susan says...
    August 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Hair should only be on the head and in the necessary areas.

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