I don’t ever want to manscape

Confession: I hope I never require manscaping. And by manscaping I mean below the neck body hair in general, not below the belt (get your head out of the gutter!).
But yeah, as I near 30 years of age, I’ve spotted some undesirably scragglies on my back. And I can’t even grow a beard. It’s coming, I fear.
So gentlemen, do you manscape? I know you metro sexual gym rats do — what with your baby smooth arms and legs. Ladies, do you encourage it?
In any case, I want no part of it.


August 14th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Yeah, man, back hair is just the tip of the iceberg.
August 14th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Nope! No need to my friend. Not only can i grow LESS facial hair than most 8th graders, I also have about as much body hair as a 10 year old Asian girl.
(See China’s Olympic Women’s Gymnastic Team)
Ohhhh, Snap – what a topical reference!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Hair should only be on the head and in the necessary areas.
February 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
cur cur cur
June 22nd, 2010 at 3:21 am
I manscape. I’ve had it both ways and smooth is the way to go. It is much more comfortable in the hot weather. Smooth tool and stomach. I leave some hair on my chest but trim the arms and legs.