funny

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Duct Tape bandit exposed

Duct Tape in lieu of a ski mask. Cornholio-style t-shirt for added anonymity. Can it ever get any better than this?

Comments (2)
READ MORE: funny, videos
Sunday, March 18, 2007

30 funniest Jerry Seinfeld quotes

Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever and one of the best comedians of our time, if not the best. With that, 2 Spare has compiled what they dub the 30 funniest Seinfeld quotes. Here are a few of my favs from their list:

  • You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.”
  • Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
  • People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
  • I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! Open the door! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”
Comments (1)
READ MORE: funny, seinfeld
Friday, February 2, 2007

Hilarious Starburst commercial

I realize this commercial is over a year old, but it still cracks me up. And you gotta watch it a second time for the full klepto goodness. But on an advertising ROI basis, I’m not sure if the ad increases Starburst’s bottom-line. It may only be memorable via its wittiness rather than its ability of creating an emotional impulse to buy more Starbursts. Regardless, it’s good stuff.

Comments (1)
READ MORE: advertising, commercial, funny, videos
Wednesday, January 31, 2007

101 Dumbest Moments of 2006

Business 2.0 has published their 101 dumbest business moments of 2006. Here’s one of my favorites: “In August, RadioShack fires 400 staffers via e-mail. Affected employees receive a message that reads, “The work force reduction notification is currently in progress. Unfortunately your position is one that has been eliminated.” I think I’m going to start apologizing to my wife via email now. Less confrontational.

And who can forget the AOL “retention consultant” from Utah who wouldn’t let some guy cancel his account. Madness. Click onward for the full list of mediocrity.

Comments (0)
READ MORE: business, funny, stupid