30 funniest Jerry Seinfeld quotes
Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever and one of the best comedians of our time, if not the best. With that, 2 Spare has compiled what they dub the 30 funniest Seinfeld quotes. Here are a few of my favs from their list:
- You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.”
- Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
- People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
- I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! Open the door! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”
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March 20th, 2007 at 8:37 am
Gosh, there are so many! I always liked his exclamation from “The Outing” (where he and George were linked as lovers): “I’ve been outed…and I was never in!”
Of course, that episode is also inextricably linked with, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
TONS of Seinfeld stuff at http://www.hipster-doofus.com and great archives of material at http://www.stanthecaddy.com .