It’s called Flight Control. You can download it on either iPhone or Nintendo DSi. And it’s awesome. My current high is 58.

Microsoft thinks so. And they’re newest commercial says so: “I can’t pick a restaurant in all these links,” an indecisive women using Google replies, when asked “What’s taking you so long?”

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’ve never felt overwhelmed by Google results. It’s not information overload if I find what I’m looking forward on the first results page, second at most. It’s almost as if Microsoft is confusing relevance with lack of choice.

I’m all for keeping Google on their toes through competition, but build a better mousetrap if you want to compete.

Told you so.

• Can't decide which blanket to buy: howling wolf, eight ball, or Tupac? #
• The Steve Irwin is the most incompetent maritime vessel in the history of maritime vessels. I can't stand to watch it anymore. #
• I love my mom. And this song. http://tinyurl.com/yfap98p #
• reason no. 4,587 that Seinfeld is awesome: http://tinyurl.com/bj7nwg #

• Bill Simmons is a great writer. http://tinyurl.com/ycpa9o4 #
• is the worst amatuer basktetballer to ever play the game. #
• just learned that The Miracle on Ice was the game that popularized the "U-S-A! U-S-A!" chant. Now you know. #
• Adventure is out there! #
• asked a five-year-old yesterday what his birthday was. "Summer 27th," came the reply. #
• loves these fantasy wallpapers. Just kidding. http://tinyurl.com/y8djmrr | http://tinyurl.com/yedljtk #
• Quite possibly the greatest video of our time: http://tinyurl.com/d85rvw #
• Cool video. Better band. http://is.gd/8YEGz #
• used to think New York was part of New England. Boy was I wrong. http://tinyurl.com/ykzcr52 #
• is BFF with orange juice and sharp cheddar. B.F.F. people. #
• "Manda Bala" is grossly exaggerated at best, fear mongering at worst. For the vast majority, Brazil is a wonderful place. Flawed but lovely. #
• Nice going, Italy! http://tinyurl.com/ya2rta6 #
• 's 2yo made him feel like a million bucks today. "That jacket looks cool, Daddy," she says as I leave the house. #
• really likes this guy's voice. http://tinyurl.com/yj359sc #
• If something claims to be "clinically proven," then it's gotta be true! #
• It's unfortunate "too big to fail" wasn't around when Enron croaked. Ah well, from now on out let's rescue all failing capitalists. Yay! #
• was rejected by Sports Illustrated. Again. http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp #
• Is there a scientific reason why humans have a conscience, even little ones like my 2yo? #
• wants Canada to win tonight so the U.S. can beat them (again) for gold on Sunday. #

With a new decade upon us, the lemonade salesman in me is thinking about adding brownies to the menu. That is, I’m ready for my next big move, having already established myself as a new media tycoon.

So help me out, folks. Help me brainstorm and identify the next big thing. You know, a “Google killer.” I’m looking for a real win-win, here. Some ideas to get the juices flowing: Continue reading…

I don’t care so much for the hearts, but the expression is solid.

• Forgot how intense short track speed skating was. This. Is. Awesome. #
• Is there a scientific reason why humans take pause to enjoy a sunset, etc? Any other confirmed species that appreciate their surroundings? #
• wishes EA would remake Road Rash already. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvHz2u-33Y4 #
• doesn't like when publishers use concept art to sell video games. I'm not buying comics here. #
• Ariel totally just blew off Sebastian: "Why don't you go tell my father, you're good at that." Ouch. #
• needs help. I'm trying to interview people who have considered or deleted their facebook accounts for whatever reason. Know anyone? #
• unprotected his tweets. Don't know why I'm doing this—still not sure if I want to converse this way. Broadcasting FTW? @sidshuman #
• Locals only: Anyone want to ski/snowboard Sundance with me Friday morning? I'm going massive—suppose to snow all weekend. #
• longs for the days when sugar was more popular than corn syrup. #
• Geeks only: Likes this animation when you click next and it won't crash your browser like Flash. C'mon HTML 5! http://tinyurl.com/2cpj2c #
• wants one of these real bad: http://tinyurl.com/qneak #
• wants one of these real bad http://tinyurl.com/qneak #

In the wake of my 1901 cover, I also recorded the greatest ’80s one-hit wonder this month: The Promise by When in Rome. Enjoy it (mp3).